Tuesday, November 04, 2008

Barack Obama: Monkey Buddhist!


I was going to keep this secret under wraps...

The real reason I'm rooting for Barack Obama is that he is apparently an observer of the non-existent, yet mind-expanding, belief system that is arbitrarily labeled Monkey Buddhism. (The true name of this imaginary philosophical tradition is 10^22378 letters long.)

Obama's allegiance is evident by the lucky Hanuman idol that was sent to him from India by well-wishers.

Also revealed earlier in the campaign was Sen. Obama's collection of lucky charms he has collected including a symbolic Monkey figure.

"Obama has also carried a small gold statue of the Monkey King,
revered in India because Hindus believe monkeys
are descendants of the monkey god, Hanuman."


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