Saturday, November 01, 2008

Candy Corn Sucks

I've always thought candy corn was gross.

When my siblings & I were younger, my parents would take me to my grandmom's neighborhood to trick-or-treat. At the corner of her road, there was an old lady who my Dad knew since he was little. Every year, without fail, she would hand out loose candy corns through the mail slot in her door.

The problem was that her mangy dog would come up to the door & we'd see it slobbering and licking the bowl of candy corn. I would throw them all out when I got back to the house.

Thanks to the internet as platform for idea distribution, even horrible food items are subject to specialized scrutiny.

I saw this linked on Neatorama:

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