Dick Cheney Feeds on my Nightmares

Mr. "Go F*ck Yourself", Dick Cheney, appeared amid the stench of sulfer & brimstone on my TV tonight with Larry King. Watching Cheney lie and snarl on the screen before I go to bed is like being visited at midnight by Mephistopheles himself as you curl in terror inside a candle-lit pentagram.

For the record:
This guy is the man for being the only human being on record having the balls to stand up to The Dark One.