LOCK HIM UP! Indictment Part 3: Return of the Jackass

 
****LOCK HIM UP!***
by The Monkey Buddha

 
So here we are... on indictment #3 for Donald Trump, the malignant narcissist con-artist & shitty game show host who preyed on the worst instincts of America's most clueless voters to become President of the United States. Just like everything else he touches, Trump debased and corrupted the office to the extent that he has multiple criminal indictments, for dozens of charges, finally coming down on him.

I am actually typing this in a hospital delivery room, as my wife is in induced labor & we are patiently waiting for our daughter to be born. She woke up from our brief, interrupted sleep this morning & looked at her phone & said "What the fuck is this??" as Donald Trump's scowl appeared in her news feed. 😂 My son's third birthday was during Trump's 2nd indictment in June, & now my daughter's being born while this 3rd set of charges are being brought forth. Causes for celebration all around! Of course, Trump's misdeeds are nothing to be celebrated- but every American should be glad that no one, not even a former President, who breaks the law is above facing consequences.

Unfortunately, there is a sizeable minority of Americans who have been propagandized into believing that this is all just a partisan "witch hunt," persecuting poor lil' innocent Donald- instead of the justice system actually holding a serial criminal & immoral asshole accountable for his provable crimes. The Republican Party has become The Cult of Trump, and for them, circling the wagons to protect their own party is more important than loyalty to the country as a whole.

This set of charges is for his involvement in the January 6th insurrection at the Capitol and the effort to illegally overturn the 2020 election.

UNITED STATES OF AMERICA VS. DONALD J . TRUMP
8/1/2023

Even though he is a loser who fails at so many things in business and life, his twisted ego could not let him accept (at least publicly) that he had lost the election to Joe Biden. Instead of doing the honorable thing and gracefully leaving office, he had to break the law and use any means necessary to keep his grip on power.

The crazy thing to me is that anyone would take this buffoon seriously about anything. For instance, he's calling special counsel Jack Smith "deranged" and all these charges coming from various investigations "fake" & "prosecutorial misconduct". As with everything, his accusations are just projections. Does this look like an unhinged man to you?

Yes, a total lunatic, compared to this dignified gentleman:

What an absolute fucking joke. I can't take it... how can people worship this fool? The funny thing is that his dumbass supporters believe that this is all a Democrat plot by Joe Biden's Justice Dept. to keep Trump out of the Presidential race. However, the charges have been voted on by an impartial grand jury, & in the latest indictment, all the witnesses are Republicans who worked under him!

It's all so stupid, in a nefarious way. The power of party politics and right-wing misinformation have brainwashed a third of the U.S. population to believe that a total moron, traitor, & the embodiment of the worst human qualities imaginable is some kind of hero.

Trump has at least one more set of criminal charges coming from Georgia, which are related to these charges for his attempt to subvert the election process. However, there is no number of indictments from any authority that will convince the MAGA rubes that Dear Leader is the self-serving crook that everyone else recognizes. It still cracks me up that the GOP call themselves the "law & order party," when they support one of the most egregious political criminals in the nation's history.

Well, my wife is about to start pushing our baby out, so I'll end my rant and let justice (& childbirth) take it's course!