The Pros & Cons of Helper Monkeys

When I was a kid, I used to read Cracked magazine all the time.

It was a parody magazine, like MAD, but even less mainstream, & crazy in its own special way. It definitely helped me to achieve my extremely refined sense of humor.

Although the print magazine no longer exists, I'm glad to see they're still online churning out quality content...

Cracked.com:

4 Pros and Cons of Having a Personal Helper Monkey

"Please Don't Pet Me, I'm Working"

If you need a monkey to help you drive, you are simply a ridiculous human being.