Tuesday, June 24, 2025

Trump Takes a Trip with the Mushroom Tip

So, I decided to convey the unthinkable... Donald Trump tripping on magic mushrooms. 

It seems more likely that the Moon would spontaneously turn into a giant mass of Swiss cheese before Trump would willingly partake in any psychedelic substance. However, I've predicted such completely ridiculous things as the Trump Bible™ & even the Trump Presidency™ itself, so there's a non-zero chance that I'm now spawning this into reality.

Anyway, let's take a hypothetical journey through Donnie's dome, as he experiences the mind-altering magic of the sacred shroom, & confronts all of his inner insanity...





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