In my travels through the Internet, I came across a ridiculous pairing of these two favorite things, in the form of a set of bootleg toys called "Stars Warsiors".
I tracked the source down, to the website of illustrator Brad McGinty, who claims he found them in a dollar store... but I'm not sure I believe it.
I want to think these are a subversive art project, & that no manufacturer could actually produce something this absurd.
On his blog, he had pictures of these insanely bad toy knock-offs & created a Star Warsiors T-shirt.
Here are the hilariously-named figures, in their equally crappy packaging:
And my favorite...