Monday, February 20, 2012

The Horrible Truth of the Purple Squirrel

Recently, a strangely-colored critter made the news. In Pennsylvania, a purple squirrel was found & nobody knows how it got that way.

There are theories that it fell into ink, and then there's commenters theorizing that it's the result of bromide from water polluted by fracking. Both theories are wrong...

The real answer is that it is a malevolent Trabie has obviously crossed over into our dimension.

We're doomed.

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