As I was driving home from work, I saw crowds of schoolchildren with zombie-like expressions marching down the road holding their fists up in the air & wearing red berets. They were chanting, "Socialism! ...All Hail Obama! ...Socialism!"
What the hell is going on?!?!?!?!
*Update: I think I found the answer on Crooks & Liars - Today, it turns out that all the innocent children of America were exposed to