I saw this awesome Tumblr site on Sad & Useless. It is such a great idea & the results are hilarious.
"Jim" takes people's completely insane ideas for a scene & brings them to life in the Microsoft Paint program.
Like all Microsoft programs, MS Paint is crap.
However, Jim makes excellent renderings of these fantastic imaginary scenarios.
Here are a couple of my favorites:
Please paint me a scene where Jesus bursts
into Hitler’s bunker smoking a cigar and riding a T-Rex, while firing a
Thompson machine gun with one hand and holding sticks of dynamite with
the other, robes flowing, winking and smiling. And at the same time the
BTTF2 DeLorean has crashed into the bunker wall with Ash from Evil Dead
II out the car shotgunning and chainsawing Nazis who speak in Commando
comic German (Gott in himmel etc) and chopping through Nazi Xenomorphs
from the Alien movie franchise.
Please paint me Jimi Hendrix explaining to an owl on his shoulder what a stick of chalk is, near a forest.