The other day I wrote a caption under the fictional pic of "President" Sarah Palin in which she dreams of nuclear war w/ Iran.
Surprise!- It turns out she's already marching into that battle... inside her head. God is her General, and her only armor is impenetrable ignorance.
Like we don't have enough practical problems in society without having to worry about all the lunatics expecting some kind of spiritual holy war.
A Monkey Buddha does not have to worry about such nonsense because it's nonsense.