This Sunday's episode of The Simpsons didn't spend nearly enough time dwelling on the endless absurd possibilities that could come from Ralph Wiggum's presidential candidacy.
With promises of hope like-
"The only boom-booms will be in our pants,"
little Ralphie radiates the innocent, slightly-moronic optimism that America needs.
Since Steven Colbert seems to be out of the running,
President Wiggum is the next best fictional candidate.
To celebrate Ralph's brilliant strategic maneuvering,
I threw together this campaign poster in Photoshop, much to my own amusement:
I also just saw that Fox has actually set up a tentative campaign website with another cool Ralph '08 poster: