I was going to keep this secret under wraps...
The real reason I'm rooting for Barack Obama is that he is apparently an observer of the non-existent, yet mind-expanding, belief system that is arbitrarily labeled Monkey Buddhism. (The true name of this imaginary philosophical tradition is 10^22378 letters long.)
Obama's allegiance is evident by the lucky Hanuman idol that was sent to him from India by well-wishers.
Also revealed earlier in the campaign was Sen. Obama's collection of lucky charms he has collected including a symbolic Monkey figure.
"Obama has also carried a small gold statue of the Monkey King,
revered in India because Hindus believe monkeys
are descendants of the monkey god, Hanuman."
revered in India because Hindus believe monkeys
are descendants of the monkey god, Hanuman."
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