Creepy Monkeys

I've come across some wacked-out monkey stuff I'm going to post here for my own amusement.

First of all, here's a skeevy video I saw on BoingBoing of a swarm of monkeys covering a tourist with food. It unfortunately reminds me of the grossest thing I've ever seen: Rat Hoarders.
>:-P

This other video I've seen around the web is just plain weird. These monkeys wear disturbing masks and serve food at this crazy-ass Japanese restaurant:

Kayabuki restaurant in Utsunomiya

Is this what goes through a organ-grinding monkey's mind?...



and finally......

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